Funny shit

All Music

Go to your music player of choice and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me, Media Player?
"Sailor Stars(Para Para mix)" Sailor Moon
Nani? o.O

Will I have a happy life?
"Watery Grave" RO Soundtrack
Well that's apparently the ending so...

What do my friends really think of me?
"Honey" Card Captor Sakura
bleh...

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Simple and Clean" Utada Hikaru
;.;

How can I make myself happy?
"Aerodynamic" Daft Punk
Gotcha, go really fast.

What should I do with my life?
"Bloodrush" ITG
What now you're gonna pick on me for not liking rollercoasters too?(See Myspace for details)

Why must life be so full of pain?
"Hardcore Symphony" also ITG
Interesting...

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Cherry Lips" Garbage
Cross Dressing?

Can you give me some advice?
"Ice" London After Midnight
Again interesting...

What do you think happiness is?
"Theme of Payon" RO
Dude, it doesn't exist. Jackass.

Stuff Playlist

What do you think of me, Media Player?
"Bring the Pain" MSI
Oh yeah, biatch? I'll bring it to ya alright *smite*

Will I have a happy life?
"Lieber Gott" Wolfsheim featuring lead singer of Rammstein
So I'll be an angry German?

What do my friends really think of me?
"Baptism of Blood" Malice Mizer
Eeep...

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Self" More Machine than Man
;.; *2

How can I make myself happy?
"Gloire Dans la Silence" Moi Dix Mois
Makes sense.

What should I do with my life?
"Ruins" London After Midnight
Buhahahhahahahha, the world shall be mine.

Why must life be so full of pain?
"Temp it Up" RO
Because I'm in a dungeon full of monsters?

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Metro" Bella Morte
Pick up random drunks?

Can you give me some advice?
"Blue Lights" Fictional
Damn you, you know what the song means to me. *tear*

What do you think happiness is?
"Mine Eyes" Switchblade Symphony
Awww....thank you.


UT2K4 Playlist(this should be fun XD)

What do you think of me, Media Player?
"Obsolete" More Machine than man
That's it bitch, you die.

Will I have a happy life?
"Art is dead" More Machine than Man
big No!

What do my friends really think of me?
"Assimilate" Skinny Puppy
Interesting, resistance is futile!

Do people secretly lust after me?
"ESP" More Machine than Man
You make no sense sometimes.

How can I make myself happy?
"Kent" Gravitation
Become a gay pop star?

What should I do with my life?
"Touch" More Machine than Man
I'll touch ya alright

Why must life be so full of pain?
"totally wasted" And One
True dat

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Hardstyle Slavez" TaQ
Muhahahhahaha, yes indeed.

Can you give me some advice?
"Chaos" More Machine than Man
I've got enough of that thanks

What do you think happiness is?
"Want" More Machine than Man
I don't like you like that media player.